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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Men and Womens


     Mens and womens. Mmhm. Two parts o' th' same really. See 'cause, when God made man he tried all th' tings outside o' him to find sumpin' to be his equal. All th' animals and tings in th' world came through and he is there namin' 'em and name' 'em but they ain't nothing that suits him. See now God knows that. He has all 'em animals coming through knowing Adam ain't gonna find one for suits him. 'Cause see, God thinkin', "I's gonna show him th' whole world and let's him see they ain't none gonna be all that good, not perfect at least. That way he's gonna see ain't nothing in th' world's as perfect for him as who I'm 'bout to make." So then God knocks Adam out like some holy novocain and pulls out his rib and sows him up, He's th' best surgeon you could ever ask for havin' made us and all, and makes that rib into a woman. 
     It's good to know God didn't take nothin' above or below, but He's took that rib outta Adam's side. See here's where we know that mens and womens is equal. She come right outta next to him. Is also why mens and womens likes to snuggle so much. When he brings her in close all wrapped up in his arms she's just comin' on home. That's where she came from and where she belongs, right up next to him and him next to her. That's why it's so warm and happy and sweet and all. I know I could probably be all snuggled up forever and be alright. 
     Now let me tell you 'bout this woman. Adam wakes up, probably shakes hi'self off, dusting his shoulders and then when he looks up, bam, there she is right there. Now I don't quite know how t' describe what it's like a for a man who ain't never seen a woman before to see a woman for the first time, but let me tell you, if he had socks they woulda been knock clean off into th' next county if they had had counties back then. But he didn't have no socks or nothin.' Niether of 'em did. Stark naked like plucked chiken's readied up to fry. So fist time in his life he sees supmin' that ain't covered in hair or a lizard and it's a naked woman. His chest must filled and fallen real heavy for a bit. 'Member how'd he'd been talkin' all day for namin' everything in th' world? My money says he didn't have one single word for a good ten minutes. And she's probably just gazin' at him the same, never havin' seen a man and all, and her eyes musta struck a fire in his bones. You know how women's eye can do that. Talk about boilin' th' oil. Mmhm. 
     You can tell that he was struck real good by her too. The first thing Adam said was, "This at last is bone o' my bones and flesh o' my flesh." Funny ting is ain't nobody had t' tell him that. He just knew. He knew right off that she and him were one. Already th' same ting in two parts. That says sumpthin' 'bout the beauty of womens for sure.
     See there's what it means to be lovin' a woman and for a woman to be lovin' you. It's how it's always been whether it's been treated that way or not. That's how it was made. You gotta know that you is one, what's bad for one is bad for both and what's good is good for both. It's life together 'cause we is made for each other. Don't mean it's bad to be single. Christ hi'self was single his whole life. Just 'member once you is got a woman and she got you, that's it. Ain't nobody else is woman anymore. Everybody else's females you happen to bump into. That's about all I got to say 'bout that.

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