The Before Date Waiting

I don't want to leave too early

because I don't want to get there too early

because I know I'll sit there and wait until 6:30.

Because I don't want to intrude on her time;

Because doing that to women is a crime;

and considering this whole thing is on my dime,

I think I'll sit here at home and finish this rhyme.

But there's only a few minutes left

before my guilt of time theft,

because being late on the first date

could cause us to immediately separate.

But that just goes back to the time crime dime rhyme.

But no really, it's fine.

There's still a couple more minutes before I need leave,

but if i know anything about traffic it's that it always deceives.

but if I'm too soon I'll be bored in my car instead of going to knock

but I always forget my ipod so it's not like I could rock.

So maybe I could just stand outside her door

and watch my watch until the moment before,

but camping outside in my car is creepy

and sitting too long might make me sleepy,

and her clock might be set to a different time.

Then there's no choice but to appear asinine.

and just think, if I go after running around my own mind,

I'll be too exhausted to be interesting and kind.

I can't stand her up though it might calm me so. 

Because dates are the waits that weight me low.

It's hard to answer the questions I don't know and. . . 

O crap, I'm late. . . 

I'd better go.