Dentist Puns

An actual conversation I had with Ian Alexander. Big thanks to him. Enjoy. 

Ian: So I'm finishing up a paper on tooth eruption. It bites.

Andrew: that kind of thing really makes me grit my teeth.

Ian: Whoa now. Don't get mouthy.

Andrew: I'm just trying to get to the root canal of the problem.

Ian: Hm. You have put a dentin my argument

Andrew: Just filling the conversation. Sorry if it makes you ache

Ian: Meh. I just brush it off.

Andrew: I only want to be inscisorful

Ian: You're very good at this. You deserve a plaque. Unless you don't understand the cavity of the situation

Andrew: It helps that I work in ITeeth. I was once crowned king. I really know the drill.

Ian: You certainly have a large impact. I love extracting this info from you. All of your wisdom. 

Andrew: It's a lot of fun. neither of us are gum gums. We're really infecting one another.

Ian: I'd love to implant more of these puns, but I must continue my paper. I hate depriving myself of them though, it really is my floss.

Andrew: It bristles my back that you have to go. just put your back to the grind stone and keep molar-ing. P.S. can I post this as my blog for tomorrow? Kind of made my day.

Ian: Absolutely. It certainly made me smile. Though I'm afraid the material may chip away the amount readers you have.

Andrew: That's ok. I'll paste them back together. They be in mint condition.

Ian: Then I'm all for it. And that's the tooth.

Andrew: It was good flapping lips at each other. Hope you get a prize for doing so well.

Ian: Well right now I'm at a standstill. I feel like the cat's got my tongue. I'm choked up. If you don't believe me, you can ask my man "Dibble." Though he's a bone head.

Andrew: That depressors me. You enamel me with your skill. Makes me stand in Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

Ian: If I wasn't sitting on the floor I'd stand up and stretch for a moment.

Andrew: Just lean back in a chair for now. You get Novocain-tion yet.