CANTALOUPE. Will you marry me Cantaloupa? I know your parents hate me, but we don't have to tell anyone.
CANTALOUPA. We cantaloupe can't elope, Cantaloupe!
CANTALOUPE. But my Aunt Antelope can elope cantaloupes, Cantaloupa!
CANTALOUPA. Antelopes eat cantaloups, Cantaloupe!
Your aunt antelope can't elope cantaloupes.
We'll end up cantaloupes eloped in Aunt Antelope's throat!
CANTALOUPE. Have hope, Cantaloupa! I know how we could escape! (pulls out rope)
CANTALOPA. What's that?
CANTALOUPE. It's a Tope Cantaloupe Aunt Antelope Loping Throat Slope Rope. Will you please let Aunt Antelope elope us, Cantaloupa?
CANTALOUPA. . . . Nope.
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