There is a toad on my face.
At first he seemed a tasty treat
and now it's him that has to eat
as he shows me warts and all in my disgrace.
all the guys say "Hey Toad-Face"
and Toad always puts me in my place.
Again, again, it's his pace
to eat much like a bear.
All because with my daddy then
I did refuse to share.
So I'm the but of every joke
I wish this frog I could just choke
but I'm the unlucky son of a bloke
that will have frog on face until I croak.
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