18

Now your an adult

and as a result

you'll be able to buy a lottery ticket. 

But to your chagrin 

you probably won't win,

and you'll tell them where to stick it. 

But then they'll pull out a shotty

and aim it at your body

and your adult ninja skills will kick in. 

You'll flip round that gun

(it'll be a lot of fun)

and from cameras your face they'll be pickin'.

They'll say you robbed the store

(and probably several more)

and you'll be framed left and right. 

They'll place on your murders

of desperate sheep herders

until the list so long runs out of sight. 

After all of the trying

they'll want you to be dying

as an adult you'll be tried fair and clean. 

They'll zap all your hair

in the electric chair

all because you're eighteen.

For Hannah because turned 18 today. Happy Birthday. :)